You will go to Happy Valley if you hope to see Talor Battle play the Hoosiers this season

Ever since the Big Ten went to an 18-game conference schedule, each team has played two other teams just once each year.

The last two years, Indiana only played Purdue once. That was stupid.

This season, they only play Michigan State — where Tom Crean began his coaching career — once, at home.

The Hoosiers also only face Penn State once, in that raucously insufferable building known as the Bryce Jordan Center.

Here’s a full list of the so-called “one plays”, courtesy of the folks at the Big Ten office:

ILLINOIS | Minnesota, at Michigan

INDIANA | Michigan State, at Penn State

IOWA | Penn State, at Wisconsin

MICHIGAN | Illinois, at Purdue

MICHIGAN STATE | Ohio State, at Indiana

MINNESOTA | Wisconsin, at Illinois

NORTHWESTERN | Purdue, at Ohio State

OHIO STATE | Northwestern, at Michigan State

PENN STATE | Indiana, at Iowa

PURDUE | Michigan, at Northwestern

WISCONSIN | Iowa, at Minnesota