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  1. Verdell gets injured, Matt Roth comes in and we go on a 25-3 run. Tom Crean is without any doubt absolutely

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    Everybody sees Jones is just a Poor Man’s Devan Dumes, only Tom Crean doesn’t and keeps him in the starting five because Tom Crean as a coach is simply

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    Like last year (when VJ3 got injured the team started winning under the leadership of Jordan Hulls) God keeps tweeting to Tom Crean but Crean couldn’t possibly notice because he is

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  2. You must have to wear earbuds repeatedly playing, “Inhale…exhale.”

    There just doesn’t seem to be any upper brain function at all.

  3. Expect Verdell in the starting five as soon as is medically possible because Tom Crean is absolutely

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     \_____|______\____/|______|______|______|_____/_____/ 

  4. Not sure what your point is Uncle Rico, but I’m sure you could probably chuck a football over those mountains over there.

    See guys, if you don’t understand that Crean is an idiot, Rico is here to convince you by making that point LOUDER!!!!

    VJIII sure has his issues, but I love how the Crean-by-proxy haters see the solution is just as simple as putting Matt Roth in. I can’t wait to watch Roth attempt to guard Hardaway Jr.

  5. I didn’t say he’s an idiot, I said he’s simply

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    The team plays better without Verdell that much is clear. But not to Crean who, as I said before, remains

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  6. It bugs you, Chet, it bugs the living chet out of you, doesn’t it… and Double Down you say you don’t know what my point is?! Well that’s because, like Tom Crean, you, too, are

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  7. I think Rico is recommending his favorite DVD to watch during the holidays.

    I prefer my Alicia Silverstone in Aerosmith videos, personally.

  8. Not at all. You’re hilarious. Kind of a combination of the comedy stylings of Tom Green and Andrew ‘Dice’ Clay. Funny in a sad sort of way.

  9. I keep hearing about a ‘hip injury’. Maybe that’s it. To me it looked kinda like he hyperextended his left knee. That can cause any number of injuries.

    I’m probably wrong.

  10. RIco Chet is simply the world’s foremost attention monger…When IU wins “the natty” he will still find a way to beg for attention on the Scoop…such a simple creature….

  11. I hope he has a macro for his little graphic. I can’t imagine being such a loser (or, as he’d say, ‘looser’) as to take the time to tap out the keys.

  12. You guys crack me up, but it’s clear you’re just

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    … or, as Chet would say, “jellous”. Suckers!

  13. I typically defend freedom of expression but is it necessary to have all of this childish crap from the trolls on here? Rico is an idiot and adds nothing of value to the discussion.

  14. Jane Goodall was the first to point out that among tropical forest brachiators and even lower level cercopithecoids there are some that, given a keyboard, can actually type. And for years people would inevitably, immediately go:

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    To which she’d quickly reply:

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    but that’s only the most obvious of examples!

  15. Has anyone been following Bob Kravitz lately and his and his Colts-hating crusade? The guy has gone off the deep end!!!

  16. Actually many of you have flattered Rico Chet. If he was just making a one-time angry critical comment about Crean, the reaction to his original way of doing it have turned it into a serial telenovela (Spanish-TV soap opera). No one listens or views it seriously, everyone is reacting to the in-existent…(the very little clothing on the overabundant characters), the absence of any real content.

    Better than having to follow a 700 page dissertation on what makes the NBA an attraction that could have summed up the total of what is interesting about it in one short phrase. “They’re tall, they jump well and they’re exaggerated in everything.”

  17. Tsao is talking about 700 word dissertations? i think I just choked on 3000 years of old air. Are we talking about the same Tsao Carter guy that needed four months and 50,000 words to turn a pancake fart in a blog desert from JPat into professing King Tut Wilson’s buried treasures of competence can be found in The Valley of Memorial Kings? Short phrase? How about this one tomb raider:

    “Win today was meant for idiots.”

  18. Hell, short phrase…? Tsao could have just went for a short clip depicting his discovery of the football boy king.

    Born in Oklahoma, moved to b-town Babylonia?

  19. Rico, you are close but I am more of a gorilla than a chimp. Cousins I guess you could say. Even if anthropology is your strong suit, you sir, are still an idiot and a troll. Merry Christmas!!

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